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Taylor Swift On ( NEW GIRL )

Taylor Swift knows she has an image that's all rainbows, kittens and love -- and on last night's finale of "New Girl" she made fun at herself in a pretty hilarious way.

WARNING: Big finale spoilers ahead! 

The final episode of the season revolved around Cece's (Hannah Simone) wedding to Shivrang(Satya Bhabha), but after interruptions from a wild horse, a rabid badger and the tune "Cotton-Eyed Joe," the two didn't end up going through with it.

Of course, it wasn't all the unwanted interruptions that made them call it off, but Cece's feelings for Schmidt (Max Greenfield).

But Shivrang had a surprise of his own waiting in the wings -- his secret girlfriend Elaine (Swift).

"Oh Shivy, I've loved you since the first grade," Swift yells after popping up in the audience. "And I'm so lonely that I just lie awake at night and write about you in my journal and I paint pictures of you on my easel."

Couldn't you see her using lyrics like that in her new song? Yeah ... those lines were definitely written with Taylor in mind!

The two run off, with Schmidt having to decide if he wants to be with Cece too ... or if he'll stay with his new on-again girlfriend, Elizabeth (Merritt Wever). Cliff-hanger alert!

How do you think Swift did with her cameo? Sound off below!

Jennifer Lopez DROPS $10 MILLION On Primo Summer Pad!!!

Jennifer Lopez has 10 million reasons her summer will be better than yours ... she just dropped a boatload of cash on a massive Hamptons estate ... just in time for beach season.

J.Lo closed the deal this week with real estate guru Susan Breitenbach of the Corcoran Group ... scooping up a chic 8,500-square-foot mansion near Mecox Bay for $9.95 million.

The pad is obviously amazing -- it's in the Hamptons, duh -- with 8 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, 3 acres of land, a theater, pool, spa, sauna, steam room ... pretty much standard rich people house stuff.

And get this ... we're told Jennifer bought the place as a summer hang out spot.  The land baroness already owns a mansion in Hidden Hills, CA and two homes in NY.

Baller.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/14/jennifer-lopez-buys-hamptons-mansion-summer/#ixzz2TNu1vfZZ
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Charles Ramsey Inspired Tattoo

He inspired memes, t-shirts, a song and a collection of viral video spoofs. Now, Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey, who helped rescue three kidnapped women from sexual slavery last Monday, has inspired a local fan to ink a tattoo of his face on his leg.
Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/man-tattoos-face-of-hero-charles-ramsey-on-leg-95886/#pMYf2qdVq2sVOJjx.99 

Nine People Who Were Banned From SNL

Nine People Who Were Banned From "Saturday Night Live"

HIGHLIGHTS:  Buzzfeed.com has released a list of Nine People Who Were Banned from "Saturday Night Live".  It includes:  Steven Seagal, Elvis Costello, Martin Lawrence, Cypress Hill and Sinead O'Connor.

FULL STORY:  Someone at Buzzfeed.com has put together a list of 9 People Who Were Banned from "Saturday Night Live".  Here are the ones they listed, along with the reason why they were allegedly booted:

1.  The punk band Fear . . . for trashing the "SNL" set back in 1981.

2.  Steven Seagal . . . for being a bad host, and being a jerk to the cast and crew.  He hosted back in 1991.  The next year,Lorne Michaels supposedly told Nicolas Cage that Steven was "the biggest jerk who's ever been on the show."

3.  Adrien Brody . . . for a horrible, 45-second, ad-libbed introduction to musical guest Sean Paul in 2003.

4.  Elvis Costello . . . for playing his politically-charged song "Radio, Radio" in 1977, even though he was explicitly told to play his single "Less Than Zero".  His ban was lifted in 1989, and he's performed several times since.

5.  Frank Zappa . . . for doing a terrible job of hosting the show in 1978.

6.  Martin Lawrence . . . for being extremely filthy in his monologue in 1994.  He dissed the censors, and launched into a commentary about feminine hygiene.

7.  Cypress Hill . . . for lighting a joint onstage, and trashing the stage and their instruments during a performance in 1993.

8.  The Replacements . . . for a bad, drunken performance in 1986.  They missed whole verses, repeated lyrics, stumbled into each other, messed up guitar lines, and screamed obscenities at the audience.

9.  Sinead O'Connor . . . for ripping up a picture of the Pope, looking into the camera, and saying, quote, "Fight the real enemy."

Oxnard police search for girl, 13, missing since Saturday

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Oxnard police are seeking the public's help in finding a 13-year-old girl who was reported missing Saturday.

Samantha Torres was last seen leaving a relative's apartment about 7 p.m. Saturday in the 2400 block of Alvarado Street in Oxnard, police said Thursday night.

Samantha lives at the Royal Dukes Mobile Estates and attends Rio Del Valle Middle School, Det. Luis McArthur said in a statement.

She has brown eyes, long reddish hair and is 5 feet 7 inches tall. 

Anyone with information is asked to call McArthur at (805) 385-7662 or Ventura County Crime Stoppers at (805) 222-8477.

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NEW MUSIC:JENNIFER LOPEZ & PITBULL-LIVE IT UP

“Live It Up” is as catchy and dance-heavy as J.Lo and Pitbull’s other collaborations, “On the Floor” and “Dance Again.”

The duo recently filmed a video for “Live It Up” in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and there was a bit more excitement than J.Lo probably bargained for.

http://ryanseacrest.com/2013/05/08/jennifer-lopez-debuts-brand-new-song-with-pitbull-live-it-up/

              

Justin Bieber To Be Prosecuted!!!

Justin Bieber's fate -- and freedom -- are now in the hands of the L.A. County District Attorney, who is now deciding whether to prosecute the singer for allegedly spitting in his neighbor's face and threatening to kill him -- and we know the Sheriff has told prosecutors -- haul him before a judge!

TMZ broke the story ... Justin was racing his Ferrari in his Calabasas gated community last March, and the breakneck speed didn't sit well with a neighbor who confronted him.  Justin allegedly ordered the neighbor off his property and then spit in his face and said, "I'm going to f**king kill you!"

The L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. investigated the case and sent the file to the D.A. Tuesday.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Sheriff's investigators are urging prosecutors to charge the singer with battery.  We're told cops don't think Bieber should go to jail, but he needs serious counseling because of his repeated and escalating bad behavior.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... Sheriff's investigators are worried that Bieber is either going to "get his ass kicked" or "someone's gonna get a $2 million payday" unless the singer changes his tune.

Our sources say the Sheriff's Dept. is not singling out Bieber because he's a celeb -- they'd make the same recommendation for anyone who's a first time offender with a bad temper.

The D.A. is reviewing the case.  A decision is expected soon.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2Si9LKIHk
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Selena Gomez - Come & Get It (Music Video)

    After all the waiting, Selena Gomez‘s “Come & Get It” music video is finally here.

The superstar debuted the beautiful masterpiece on MTV on Tuesday, a month after she released the single on RyanSeacrest.com.

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In the video, Selena swims underwater, dances around a fire, and sits in a gorgeous meadow filled with blue flowers.

Selena has been performing “Come & Get It” a lot lately, including at the MTV Movie Awards and the Radio Disney Music Awards … and soon, fans will be able to see it in person. Her Stars Dance Tour kicks off October 10 in Washington, D.C.

From The Office Of Ryan Seacrest.... 

http://ryanseacrest.com/2013/05/07/selena-gomez-looks-amazing-in-come-get-it-music-video/

           
                

Eight Things That Make You a Target for Burglars

Nobody wants to get robbed, but most people don't realize all the ways they're making their houses ATTRACTIVE to burglars.  HouseLogic.com has a list of eight things people do that make it easier for burglars to rob you.


1.  Leaving a ladder in the yard.  Burglars can easily get around a lot of home security systems by getting into a second-story window that isn't wired in.  So don't leave a ladder sitting outside in your yard, where anyone can get to it.


2.  Leaving new appliance and electronics packaging out on the curb.  When you get a new TV and leave the box outside next to your garbage, EVERYONE knows you just got a new TV.


The week after Christmas, burglars basically get to pick what they want to steal.  The houses with boxes on the curb and no cars outside are just ASKING to be cleaned out.


3.  Having flimsy wood-panel doors on back or side entrances.  Burglars often get in by just kicking a hole in a back or side door.  So every door should be steel-wrapped and deadbolted . . . or at least it should be solid wood that can't be kicked in.


4.  Hanging a mirror in your entryway.  Think about it:  A mirror FACING your front door allows people to look in through a window, and see whether your alarm is set.  If you need to have a mirror by the door, hang it where it can't be seen from outside.


5.  Leaving the grass uncut.  Never go on a long vacation without getting someone you trust to maintain your yard, and pick up mail and newspapers.


Also, don't leave the garage door opener in your second car, if it's going to stay in the driveway or on the street.  If your garage is attached, a burglar can break your car window and use the opener to walk right into your house.


6.  Using a fire safe.  Don't put your valuables into a lockbox or fire safe and leave it sitting in the closet.  That's like putting everything the burglars want into a convenient carry case for them.  Use a wall safe, or get a safe deposit box at the bank.


7.  Updating your Facebook status.  Think about all the "friends of friends" nearby who'll know exactly where you are when you post something online.  And don't upload your vacation photos until you get BACK FROM VACATION.


If you're using Foursquare or any other GPS-based apps that let you "check in" at a certain location, keep track of your security settings and only allow trusted friends to see your posts.


8.  Selling things on Craigslist.  When you're selling something locally, the worst thing you can do is invite complete strangers INTO YOUR HOUSE to look at it.  If they like it, they can just pick it up and run with it . . . or worse, steal it at gunpoint.


If you don't know the buyers, arrange to meet them in a public place.


(HouseLogic.com)

Check Out an Image from Justin Bieber's Cameo on "The Simpsons"

JUSTIN BIEBER will have a "brief cameo" on "The Simpsons" this coming Sunday.  He's voicing an animated version of himself.  The episode is titled "The Fabulous Faker Boy".

A producer says, quote, "[Justin] tries to get into a talent show that Bart is playing piano in, and they won't admit him . . . draw your own conclusions."

"Entertainment Weekly" has released a picture of Justin as he appears on "The Simpsons

Emma Watson Parties Hard And Gets Arrested !!!

The Gossip Gangsta "Perez Hilton" Reports :

Slowly but surely, promotional pics and stills from The Bling Ring continue to trickle out!

These last two depict more of what the bling-ringers seem to do best–party now, and pay for it later!

In one of the pics, Emma Watson looks like a seXXXy pouty fiend while having fun timez with friends.

In the other, Emma is a HAWT MESS as she is escorted from her home by the very legitimate police officer who put his job on the line for the precise moment that has been captured in this still.

Hey, a lot of people would risk their jobs to be that close to Emma Watson!! We can’t blame him, HA!

Rihanna Vs.Nicole Richie

TMZ Reported : Hows this for flattery -- Rihanna just tweeted a pic of Nicole Richie with a caption that reads, “This bitch makes me throw up" ... and she meant it AS A COMPLIMENT!

RiRi was commenting on a recent pic of Richie sporting a short grey hairdo (see below) -- taken at the Met Gala, where the theme was "punk."

So how does the vomit comment translate to a compliment? Turns out, Rihanna meant the outfit was "sick" -- in a good way -- and she even included the hashtag, "#bestdressed."

So there ya have it ... next time someone says you make them feel queasy -- just say "thanks."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2ScN6QcKf

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Emeli Sande BREAKS RECORDS!!!

It seemed like a record that couldn’t be broken: when The Beatles released their album Please Please Me in 1963, it held onto one of the Top 10 slots on the British album chart for 62 whole weeks, the longest run ever for a debut album.

That was then. As of this week, the Scottish singer Emeli Sandé has broken that record, according to the U.K.’s Official Charts Company. Her debut album Our Version of Events, the best-selling album of 2012 in the U.K. (1.82 million copies), has been in the top 10 since February of 2012—or, 63 weeks.

            

Rihanna's 777 Tour!!!

  Tune in to FOX TONIGHT!!! May 6th to watch Rihanna's 777 Tour documentary 1 hour special.
          
        

Mama June Tie's The Knot!!

They had vows, a cake, a camouflage gown and all their family and friends present, butHere Comes Honey Boo Boo stars Mama June (June Shannon, 33) and Sugar Bear, 41, won't say whether they've actually gotten married – or just recommitted to each other. 

On Sunday, friends and family, including Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson, 7) and big sisters Pumpkin, Chickadee and Chubbs, joined the duo in their Georgia backyard for a ceremony to celebrate their love, followed by a rowdy family barbecue on what happens to be Cinco de Mayo. 

"The day was very special mostly because my girls were able to take part in it," Says June. "I felt like it was important for them to see this moment and celebrate my love for Sugar Bear." 

The Fun Loving Family, whose series returns to TLC July 17, didn't go over the top with the celebration.

What's up with the ORANGE vests? Are they going hunting after? 

Is Beyonce & Jay Z Expecting Another Baby???

Beyonce brought out her baby girl at the May 4 stop of her Mrs. Carter Show world tour. The hot mama took her baby girl Blue Ivy's hand during "Irreplaceable." Blue Ivy was sporting some protective headphones and a sweet dress.

Is it me or do you see a small baby bump on Beyonce???

If Beyonce and Jay-Z's first born is already getting the feel for the stage at age one, expect to hear her first single to drop by next year. (We kid!)

Check out footage from the concert below. Blue and Bey get some time together at the 5:45 mark.

                            

Justin Bieber Attacked On Stage!!!

Justin Timberlake Announces "THE 20/20 EXPERIENCE #2"

Justin Timberlake Announces The 20/20 Experience #2 !!! Release Date September 30th....

Miley Cyrus Named The No.1 On Maxim's Hot 100

Miley Cyrus is on quite a roll!!! Rocks V Magazine Shoot & Now the 20-year old singer follows that up by being named the No. 1 female on Maxim's annual Hot 100 list.

The former Disney star revealed the news when she tweeted out a pic (up top) from the publication, ahead of Maxim's official announcement.

Chihuahua Races For Cinco De Mayo In Arizona

Katy Perry Launches New Fragrance

Katy Perry Is launching a third fragrance!

Katy unveiled her royal juice, dubbed Killer Queen, last night in New York City and it was quite the regal affair.

Will.I.Am Will Be Executive Producer Of Britney Spears Next Album

The Black Eyed Peas frontman has confirmed to Rolling Stone that he will be the executive producer of the pop star’s upcoming eighth album and that he is already a few months into the experience.

“After I did a song on Femme Fatale – ‘Big Fat Bass‘ – and then we did ‘Scream & Shout,’ she really liked the way we worked because of my approach,” will.i.am tells the magazine. “So they asked me to be involved in, not producing and writing every song, but to be an executive producer on the songs.”

Amber Holcomb Eliminated From American Idol

                                                  Amber Holcomb Final Performance

Amber Holcomb, 19, was eliminated on "American Idol" tonight marking the first departure of a Top 10 talent that will be truly missed. Angie Miller, Candice Glover and Kree Harrison are in the Top 3 and will continue to sing next week in hopes of the big win on May 16.
Amber, who was one of the most consistently show-stopping singers on "Idol" this year had a great run, and should be very proud of herself after being eliminated in the Top 40 round last year.