Q. 1 in 5 woman will accidentally drop this in the toilet today
Q. The color of this could be affecting your sex life – Color of what?
Answer: The Bedroom Walls. BTW people who have PURPLE BEDROOMS have the most sex. People with purple walls and bedding average sex 3.49 times per week. Red bedrooms come in second, sky blue bedrooms are third. On the other end, gray bedrooms lead to the least sex. Green bedrooms come in second-last, and beige bedrooms are third-last.
Q: According to a new survey, only one in five people call their partner by their actual name. The rest of us use pet names. What is pet name women hate the most?
Answer: "babe" . . . followed by "sweet cheeks" . . . and "snookums".
Q: According to a recent survey, over ¾’s of elementary school boys said they would rather be THIS when they grow up than the President. What is it?
Answer: A bartender
Q: The average American has 13 of these, but the average Canadian has twice as many. What are they?
ANSWER: Vacation days