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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

March 2011

Please Help the Guzman Family.

Susie and Ernie lost their little boy Ernie on Friday March 25th to Bacterial Meningitis. Ernest Javier Guzman, "Lil-Lil," age 5, of Ventura, attended kindergarten at Douglas Penfield School. His heart was full of love and his soul was full of music. He loved watching Barney and dancing along with The Wiggles. He was fearless and loved any amusement park ride he could fit on. He was an extremely friendly child and brought joy to everyone he encountered. He will be missed by many.

All services will be held at Sacred Heart Church, 10800 Henderson Rd., Ventura. Visitation for Ernest will be from 5-7 p.m., Thursday, March 31, with recitation of the ROSARY to begin at 7 p.m. A funeral mass will be held 10:30 a.m., Friday, April 1, with burial immediately following at Ivy Lawn Memorial Park, 5400 Valentine Rd., Ventura. Arrangements are under the direction of the Ted Mayr Funeral Home and Crematory, 3150 Loma Vista Rd., Ventura.

Condolences and donations may be left for the Guzman family at Ted Mayr Funeral Home 3150 Loma Vista Rd., Ventura or Albertsons in Carpinteria. For more details call 805-643-9977


Thank you Kimberly Snyder for being on this morning - I love her book and her Glowing Green Smoothie is amazing! Check out her book

"The Beauty Detox Solution is a must read."

- Dr. Mehmet OZ

"I don't like to diet, I like to eat right and that's what Kim's program is all about. She's brilliant."

- Drew Barrymore

"This book is packed with so much great information and will appeal to everyone."

- Olivia Wilde

"Kimberly is a real expert and her program is easy to follow and increased my energy and vitality."

- Owen Wilson

Visit Kiberlys site


TTT 3/29/11

QUESTION: A new study has figured out where your lost remote went. And the answer is . . . your couch cushions. Based on the findings, your remote is SIX TIMES more likely to be lost in the couch cushions than any other location. What is the next most likely place you’ll find your remote

Answer: The bathroom

QUESTION: According to a new survey, the average woman has failed at TEN diets in her lifetime. What is the most common reason they've given for dropping a diet

ANSWER: "I needed cheering up." I was sad, depressed, etc…

QUESTION: Forest Gump Voted Greatest Film Character of All Time - Who was voted #3

ANSWER: Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind

QUESTION: This happens to men at 58 and women at age 29.
Answer: start to feel old at age. link to story


TTT 3/22

Question: "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" Is the Most Profitable Movie of All Time – What is #2
Answer: E.T.

#1.) "My Big Fat Greek Wedding": Made for $6 million . . . did $369 million in box office . . . for a 6150% return.

#2.) "E.T.": Made for $25 million . . . did $793 million in box office . . . for a 3172% return.

#3.) "Slumdog Millionaire": Made for $15 million . . . did $378 million in box office . . . for a 2520% return.

#4.) "Pretty Woman": Made for $23 million . . . did $463 million in box office . . . for a 2013% return.

#5.) "Grease": Made for $20 million . . . did $394 million in box office . . . for a 1975% return.

#6.) "Star Wars": Made for $40 million . . . did $775 million in box office . . . for a 1938% return.

#7.) "American Beauty": Made for $20 million . . . did $356 in box office . . . for a 1780% return.

#8.) "The Passion of the Christ": Made for $35 million . . . did $612 million in box office . . . for a 1749% return.

#9.) "Home Alone": Made for $30 million . . . did $477 million in box office . . . for a 1590% return.

#10.) "Ghost": Made for $35 million . . . did $506 million in box office . . . for a 1446% return.

QUESTION. Doctors recommend doing this in the bedroom once every 3 months, but most of us never do it.
Answer: Flip the mattress

QUESTION . Men believe women who have this are more likely to cheat on them
ANSWER: a high pitched voice

QUESTION According to a recent poll who is the Greatest Lead Singers of All Time.
A.) #1 Axl Rose . . . of Guns N' Roses

2.) Freddie Mercury . . . of Queen

3.) Robert Plant . . . of Led Zeppelin

4.) Ronnie James Dio . . . of Heaven and Hell, Dio, Rainbow and early '80s Black Sabbath, after Ozzy got the boot.

5.) John Lennon . . . of The Beatles

6.) Bruce Dickinson . . . of Iron Maiden

7.) Thom Yorke . . . of Radiohead

8.) Kurt Cobain . . . of Nirvana

9.) Matt Bellamy . . . of Muse

10.) Paul McCartney . . . of The Beatles and Wings

Q: In a recent survey, women said this is the most offensive gift they could
receive. What is it?

A: Clothing that's too big!


Golf with a comic for a good cause! May 23rd. Sign up now at


Erin Smith stopped by Live 1055 today and performed her tune "Silenced" live for us!!! For more from Erin check out her web site


TTT 3/15

Question: According to a recent survey the #1 thing that men fear most is swimming with sharks. The #2 thing that men fear is what?
A: Propose marriage

Question: Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never" Is the Third-Highest-Grossing Documentary of All Time What is #1
Answer: Fahrenheit 9/11

1 Fahrenheit 9/11
2 March of the Penguins
3 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
4 Earth (2009)
5 Sicko

Question: A new survey reveals that women prefer to meet & date men who do this on a daily basis because it is viewed as more masculine (not shower)
Answer: Eat meat

Question: The average age this happens to a man is 28. and for a woman it is 26.
Answer: getting married for the first time


Six Ways You Can Help Earthquake and Tsunami Victims in Japan

Even if you're thousands of miles away, there are various ways that you can offer your support to the earthquake and tsunami relief effort. Here are just a few of them:

The Red Cross: The Japanese Red Cross has already deployed 11 national disaster response teams to respond to the crisis but you can support their efforts by donating money. Similar to their efforts to help Haiti after the earthquake in 2010, Red Cross is accepting donations either online or via text message. Simply text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone (you'll be prompted to confirm with a second text reading YES). Or go to Ventura Red Cross site

Shelterbox: The UK-based organization has 18 international affiliates and it has launched an online fundraiser for the earthquake and tsunami relief efforts. Shelterbox provides assistance to afflicted countries by delivering large utility boxes that contain a shelter and other emergency relief tools. To donate online, simply go to your country's site and click DONATE.

International Medical Corps: To donate to this global non-profit's Emergency Response Efforts fund, simply go to their site and select the amount you wish to donate (be sure to note if you want your donation to be a "recurring gift" for future relief efforts) and fill in your information. Working with other organizations such as the International Medical Corps, D.C.-based organization GlobalGiving has launched the Japan Earthquake and Tsunami Relief Fund, which will give aid to on the ground organizations providing emergency services. They are accepting donations online with a funding goal of $90, 000.

Convoy of Hope: This non-profit focuses on disaster relief efforts and you can donate either online at their site or via text message by texting TSUNAMI to 50555 (you'll also be prompted to confirm with a follow up text of YES).

Salvation Army: The Japan branch of the Salvation Army has been working in Tokyo to offer shelter to stranded commuters and they are reportedly organizing a team to send to Sendai Friday night. They also have their Hawaii branch standing by, ready to help. You can help their relief efforts by texting JAPAN or QUAKE to 80888 to make a $10 donation.

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TTT 3/8/11

Question: Studies have shown that falling snow has this effect on a majority of people. What is it?
ANSWER: Makes them more romantic

Question: According to some new poll - The finale of "ET" has been voted the Most Powerful Movie Moment in a new poll. What came in second?

ANSWER: "Toy Story 3",

#1.) "ET", 1982. ET says goodbye to his friends and heads home in a spaceship.

#2.) "Toy Story 3", 2010. The toys hold hands and face their fate as they edge closer to the incinerator. (--SPOILER ALERT! They get saved.)

#3.) "Rocky", 1976. Rocky's title fight.

#4.) "Bambi", 1942. The death of Bambi's mother.

#5.) "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", 1969. Butch and Sundance leap out of their bunker, guns blazing.

Question: 13% of People Would Rather Give THIS up than Facebook

Answer: Give Up Their Dog

Question: Married men supposedly do this twice as often as single men.
Answer: Change their underwear


If you have bee following American you remember Chris Medina -He’s the one with the fiancĂ© that was in a terrible car accident and he now takes care of her. He didn’t make the Top 24but that hasn't stopped him. Chris went in the studio and recorded his new song “What Are Words”...


Join Jason Love & Rob Lowe this Sat 3/5 for The Junior League of Santa Barbara's Fourth Annual Literacy Gala "Falling Into Wonderland" 6:00 pm @ the Coral Casino, Montecito~ Silent and Live Auctions, Open Air Photobooth, Specialty Drinks, Dinner, Awards, Dancing and more! Tickets Now On Sale ~ Please Contact Jackie 805.708.8841 Anne-Marie 520.977.5854

Q: 33% of Americans would rather give THIS up than give up coffee.
A: A daily shower.

Q: A new survey asked Americans if there was one movie quote that could sum up their life philosophy, what would it be This Movie topped the List
A: "Forrest Gump". 26% of Americans said they can best sum up their lives with the quote, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.", #2 was "The Wizard of Oz" "There's no place like home." #3 "Carpe diem," from "Dead Poets Society".

Q. Keanu Reeves Has Been Named the Worst Actor in Hollywood History Who is #3?
A: William Shatner

--Here's the Top 10 . . .
#1.) Keanu Reeves
#2.) Hayden Christensen
#3.) William Shatner
#4.) Orlando Bloom
#5.) Brendan Fraser
#6.) Hugh Grant
#7.) Paul Walker
#8.) David Arquette
#9.) David Caruso
#10.) Matthew Lillard

Q. This is the #1 word a woman will use to end an argument.
A: "Fine"

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